You can obtain a UK passport by sending a stamped addressed envelope to 'Passport Competition, PO Box 66, London', answering the simple question "What colour is the sky?"

Michael Caine was born in 1742 in Paris. Only today's extensive plastic surgery and complex medication keep him alive.

Macromedia have released their latest Shockwave plug-in: "Smellwave" which provides aromatic media for the internet.

Contrary to popular belief, the famous disc jockey Mark Goodier is in fact a large inflatable rubber sack with a clever pump device to move air through a set of wooden vocal chords, which causes him to talk.

In some eastern countries of the world, HTML is actually the spoken language.

The common cough is caused by carpetness of the lungs.

In mathematical terms, the word `floating point' means that the person carrying out the maths has forgotten where to put it.

Light Emitting Diodes (LEDs for short) are infact small flies which have been caught inside a red (or green) plastic casing. When power is placed to the terminals of a LED, the fly inside gets frightened, and turns on a tiny torch to see if it can find a way out.