The lie of Yesterday
Utrecht
football
club
is the only
team
in the
Dutch
first
division
that
still
plays
in
studded
clogs
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Monday, 20 December 2004
The lie of last Thursday
Jellyfish
came
about as the
result
of an
18th
century
experiment
in
efficiency
to
combine
a
first
course
with
pudding
.
Deny Coughlan
[undated]
The lie of last Wednesday
A
badger
once
visited
R
.A.
F
.
Lossiemouth
disguised
as the
Bishop
of
Chesterfield
.
Simon Brown ([email redacted])
[undated]
The lie of last Tuesday
To
maintain
an
upright
stance
more
easily
on
steep
terrain
,
mountain
goats
in the
Himalayas
have
evolved
with their
left
legs
approximately
four
inches
shorter
than their
right
legs
. The
benefit
of
stability
,
however
, is
offset
by the
necessity
of
moving
around
the
mountain
in
one
direction
only. Those
unfortunate
enough
to
turn
in the
wrong
direction
, of
course
,
instantly
fall
to their
deaths
.
[email redacted]
[undated]
The lie of Monday the 2nd of March 2026
Pine
cones
are more
widely
known
as
Fools
'
Armadillos
.
Simon Smith
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
The lie of Sunday the 1st of March 2026
Edgar
Allan
Poe
'
s
seminal
work
"The
Raven
" was
actually
an
allegory
for his
personal
battle
with
hemorrhoids
.
Forrest ([email redacted])
Friday, 25 July 2008