The lie of Yesterday
Left
-
handers
are
secretly
ambidextrous
. While you'
re
watching
their
cack
-
handed
attempts
at
performing
simple
tasks
with their
left
hands
, they'
re
surreptitiously
signalling
to each other with their
right
.
Pat Foy
Wednesday, 06 May 2009
The lie of last Thursday
An
apple
a
day
keeps
the
dentist
away
Carl
Thursday, 30 November 2006
The lie of last Wednesday
Tins
of
varnish
are
immune
to
shark
attacks
.
Birds Custard Powder ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 19 December 2006
The lie of last Tuesday
In his
last
will
and
testament
,
Tony
Blair
has
requested
that on his
death
he should be
strung
from the
battlements
of the
Bloody
Tower
in the
Tower
of
London
, to be
pecked
at and
eaten
by the
resident
ravens
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 10 November 2004
The lie of Monday the 3rd of August 2026
Not only did
NASA
fake
the
American
moon
landings
, but they
also
faked
the
1999
rally
of "
Fake
Moon
Landing
"
conspiracy
theorists
.
NASA
'
s
funding
comes
primarily
from their
successful
cinematographic
releases
such as
Titanic
,
Armageddon
, and
Finding
Nemo
.
TmsT
Wednesday, 22 December 2004
The lie of Sunday the 2nd of August 2026
The "
TNT
"
printed
on the
side
of
sticks
of
dynamite
stands
for "
Trap
No
Tentacles
". This is a
tradition
from the
days
when such
pyrotechnic
devices
were
operated
by
squids
,
whose
tentacles
would
sometimes
become
entangled
in the
explosive
device
,
causing
injury
when
detonated
.
TmsT
Thursday, 06 January 2005
