The lie of Yesterday
The
ghost
of a
rhinoceros
told
me about this
website
.
Sparrow Thirteeeen
Monday, 23 February 2009
The lie of last Sunday
Snoop
Dogg
is a
former
sumo
wrestler
.
Due
to an
unfortunate
smelting
accident
, he was
transformed
into a
rap
superstar
.
gangsta.zar
Monday, 23 May 2005
The lie of last Saturday
Mice
are in
fact
a
strain
of
pygmy
lions
.
Howard Dunne
Wednesday, 25 May 2005
The lie of last Friday
The
transcendental
number
pi
was
recently
discovered
to
conduct
electricity
after the
6
,
443
,
821st
digit
.
Matthew Henry
Sunday, 17 July 2005
The lie of Thursday the 11th of December 2025
Children
are no
longer
allowed
to
say
the
words
"
Cocker
Spaniel
" in any
British
schools
.
Jason Turner [email redacted]
Tuesday, 06 April 2004
The lie of Wednesday the 10th of December 2025
Lever
, the
makers
of
Ariel
washing
detergent
, have
issued
a
writ
against
Disney
because their
film
the
Little
Mermaid
seemingly
caused
their
sales
to
plummet
. The
mermaid
in the
fim
was
called
Ariel
and
Lever
are
arguing
that the
drop
in
sales
is because
consumers
do not
feel
comfortable
putting
mermaids
in
washing
machines
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 20 April 2004