The lie of Yesterday
Aubergines
are
84
%
uranium
,
17
%
fish
pate
and
7
%
purple
.
Ian Cowley
Tuesday, 27 September 2005
The lie of last Monday
The
shapes
made
out by the
stones
in
Stonehenge
, once
inverted
,
read
the
name
'
FELICITY
KENDALL
'.
Ulfherjar
Monday, 21 June 2004
The lie of last Sunday
Wales
has it'
s
own
brand
of
Communism
,
stating
that no-
one
may
own more
beans
than his
neighbour
.
Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch
Tuesday, 22 June 2004
The lie of last Saturday
Bagpipes
were
originally
invented
for the
torture
of
English
prisoners
of
war
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 27 July 2004
The lie of Friday the 7th of November 2025
NASA
has
reported
the
powdered
contents
of those
packages
in
macaroni
and
cheese
dinners
are
identical
to
moon
dust
,
differing
only in that
moon
dust
is not
naturally
orange
due
to
cheddar
cheese
being
added
.
Kraft
Foods
denied
rumours
they had
funded
Apollo
16
but did
confirm
they
add
orange
dye
.
bruce chadwick ( [email redacted])
[undated]
The lie of Thursday the 6th of November 2025
The
second
edition
of '
Brewsters
1995
Dyslexics
'
Dictionary
' was
recalled
when a
number
of
words
were
found
to have been
spelt
correctly
and were
causing
confusion
.
Nik Pedersen [email redacted]
[undated]
