The lie of Yesterday
It is a
well
known
fact
that the only
member
of '
beardy
'
group
ZZ
TOP
that
doesn
'
t
sport
a
beard
was
christened
Frank
Beard
. A
lesser
known
gem
of
knowledge
is that the
one
-
armed
drummer
from
poddle
-
perm
rockers
Def
Leppard
is
infact
named
Brian
Twoarms
.
Pablito
Tuesday, 18 May 2004
The lie of last Sunday
The
smithereen
is the
smallest
particle
known
to
mankind
esca salisbury /[email redacted]
[undated]
The lie of last Saturday
The
blackest
black
ever
recorded
is
reported
by the
Guiness
Book
of
World
Records
to be the
black
of a
evil
man
'
s
soul
.
Although
the
man
lived
in
Bulgaria
in the
fourteenth
century
, his
soul
still
casts
a
shadow
over most of
Europe
.
[email redacted]
[undated]
The lie of last Friday
Former
news
presenter
Moira
Stewart
has been
patented
by the
BBC
.
Simon Smith
Monday, 16 July 2007
The lie of Thursday the 14th of May 2026
Greek
registered
ships
are
still
legally
obliged
to
carry
a
qualified
butcher
as
part
of the
crew
.
[email redacted]
Sunday, 12 November 2006
The lie of Wednesday the 13th of May 2026
Greek
registered
ships
are
still
legally
obliged
to
carry
a
qualified
butcher
as
part
of the
crew
.
[email redacted]
Sunday, 12 November 2006