The lie of Yesterday
To
arrive
at the
perfect
,
aerodynamic
shape
for their
Bullet
Trains
,
Japanese
scientists
conducted
wind
-
tunnel
tests
on
earthworms
.
Lindsay Hocking
Tuesday, 02 October 2007
The lie of last Wednesday
the
sun
is
turning
around
the
world
small K
Monday, 07 February 2011
The lie of last Tuesday
If you
drive
around
any
roundabout
three
times
whilst
in the
county
of
surrey
in
England
, you
will
me
transported
the
Ice
Cream
land
.
[email redacted]
Thursday, 25 January 2007
The lie of last Monday
Japan
'
s
deposits
of
naturally
occuring
Anime
are
fast
running
out, with the
Department
of
Mines
estimating
only
five
more
years
before they
run
out
completely
.
Prospecting
missions
have been
sent
to other
mountain
ranges
throughout
the
world
, but so
far
only
trace
amounts
have been
discovered
.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 03 October 2006
The lie of Sunday the 29th of March 2026
Throughout
the
70s
and
80s
,
Cliff
Richard
'
s
rider
for each
concert
included
three
live
penguins
, an
ice
sculpture
of the
Duke
of
Westminster
, a
staged
4
-
clown
pie
fight
, and a
Russian
born
actor
who would
read
Dostoyevsky
'
s
"
Crocodile
"
whilst
riding
a
unicycle
as
Cliff
was
getting
ready
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Monday, 20 September 2004
The lie of Saturday the 28th of March 2026
Sparkplugs
have
luminous
teeth
.
Simon Smith
Sunday, 03 October 2004
