The lie of Yesterday
If you
touch
yourself while
looking
in the
mirror
,you'
re
gay
.
The other Dave
Monday, 24 January 2011
The lie of last Sunday
You
can
believe
everything
you
read
.
Hornblower
Tuesday, 09 February 2010
The lie of last Saturday
New
research
has
linked
violent
behaviour
in
teenagers
and those in their
early
twenties
to
exposure
to
clowns
at a
young
age
.
Pieman
Thursday, 10 March 2005
The lie of last Friday
There'
s
a
river
in
Uganda
named
after me.
Sparrow Triskaidos [[email redacted]]
Sunday, 31 December 2006
The lie of Thursday the 15th of January 2026
A
map
of the
Mormon
underground
network
of
tunnels
that
connect
all their
churches
has been
stolen
by
Sir
Richard
Branson
in
order
to
aid
his
attempt
at
subterranean
circumnavigation
.
Billy Beancurd III Jnr ([email redacted])
Monday, 03 July 2006
The lie of Wednesday the 14th of January 2026
In a
recent
survey
,
Margaret
Thatcher
'
s
Poll
Tax
came
out as the most
popular
political
implementation
in the
20th
century
,
second
only to the
Maastricht
Treaty
.
Jason Turner [email redacted]
Saturday, 17 April 2004
