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The lie of Yesterday
Lord Llama Cheese

The lie of last Saturday
Ducks are entirely incapable of floating. They do, however, create the illusion of floating by discretly flapping their wings 50,000 times a second and hovering aproximatly 20 nanometers above the surface of the water.
namey mcnamerson
Thursday, 13 January 2005

The lie of last Friday
The White House was once painted hot pink by a deranged Martha Washington. After she was finished, she decided it would look better as a lime green, so she burned it to the ground, but could not get it built again to change the color.
Frank Peterson

The lie of last Thursday
Jangoolo XII of Kuala-Lumpa had only one claim to fame during his long and illustrious life. Whilst being a cruel dictator he would routinely cut off convict's lips and feet and announce that they could go free if they were able to run through the streets playing a trumpet
Ben Argyle [email redacted]
[undated]

The lie of Wednesday the 11th of February 2026
W Joseph K Reeves
   [email redacted] 

The lie of Tuesday the 10th of February 2026
St Francis suffered, in later life, from stigmata so severe that he actually developed the nails through the soles of his feet. This caused him to be banned from the bouncy castles of all major European theme parks.
Richard G. Clegg [email redacted]
[undated]

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