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The lie of Yesterday
The ghost of a rhinoceros told me about this website.
Sparrow Thirteeeen

The lie of last Sunday
Snoop Dogg is a former sumo wrestler. Due to an unfortunate smelting accident, he was transformed into a rap superstar.
gangsta.zar
Monday, 23 May 2005

The lie of last Saturday
Mice are in fact a strain of pygmy lions.
Howard Dunne

The lie of last Friday
The transcendental number pi was recently discovered to conduct electricity after the 6,443,821st digit.
Matthew Henry
Sunday, 17 July 2005

The lie of Thursday the 11th of December 2025
Jason Turner [email redacted]

The lie of Wednesday the 10th of December 2025
Lever, the makers of Ariel washing detergent, have issued a writ against Disney because their film the Little Mermaid seemingly caused their sales to plummet. The mermaid in the fim was called Ariel and Lever are arguing that the drop in sales is because consumers do not feel comfortable putting mermaids in washing machines.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 20 April 2004

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