The lie of Yesterday
Minions
are
secretly
taking
over the
world
with their
secret
weapon
-
Marlon
Brando
and
bananas
. They are
lying
in
wait
,
biding
their
time
, but when the
time
is
right
, be
ready
to
defend
our
country
against these
incredibly
cute
terrors
.
A Superficial Watermelon
Sunday, 13 April 2014
The lie of last Monday
The
plural
of "
Trousers
" is "
Trouserers
".
Alan Greening
Thursday, 22 February 2007
The lie of last Sunday
The
safest
place
anyone
can
be is
standing
in the
middle
of a
roundabout
,
mini
or
otherwise
Dan James - [email redacted]
Thursday, 19 October 2006
The lie of last Saturday
If a
group
of
20
or more
people
stand
in a
circle
long
enough
,
eventually
one
of them
will
start
to
complain
about the
traffic
on their
route
to
work
.
joe donnelly / [email redacted]
Friday, 06 January 2006
The lie of Friday the 4th of September 2026
Marzipan
in its
pure
form
is
weightless
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Thursday, 14 October 2004
The lie of Thursday the 3rd of September 2026
Microsoft
'
s
old
advertising
slogan
'Where do you
want
to
go
today
' was
originally
Bill
Gates
'
favourite
chat
-up
line
.
Stu Becker ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 28 September 2004
