Ducks are entirely incapable of floating. They do, however, create the illusion of floating by discretly flapping their wings 50,000 times a second and hovering aproximatly 20 nanometers above the surface of the water.

Jangoolo XII of Kuala-Lumpa had only one claim to fame during his long and illustrious life. Whilst being a cruel dictator he would routinely cut off convict's lips and feet and announce that they could go free if they were able to run through the streets playing a trumpet

St Francis suffered, in later life, from stigmata so severe that he actually developed the nails through the soles of his feet. This caused him to be banned from the bouncy castles of all major European theme parks.