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The lie of Yesterday
If you get burgled more than twice in your lifetime, then you're going to Hell
Carl

The lie of last Monday
The sun always shines on the poor.
Ronly Bonly Jones
Thursday, 29 May 2008

The lie of last Sunday
In WWII the Ghurkas were trained in the art of origami from which they could fashion rudimentary weapons from toilet paper.
Billy Beancurd III Jnr ([email redacted])

The lie of last Saturday
Emilio Estevez, star of such films as "Mighty Ducks" and "The English Patient", was born a poor black Chinese boy.
Greg - [email redacted]
Friday, 05 January 2007

The lie of Friday the 31st of October 2025
Count Alfonso Dorado ([email redacted])

The lie of Thursday the 30th of October 2025
Toes were invented by Steaple Goblins
Jack Parsnip ([email redacted])
Monday, 09 August 2004

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