The lie of Yesterday
More than
100
Weebles
applied
to
become
Russian
cosmonauts
, and of those
100
,
99
.
2
managed
to
get
onto
the
final
shortlists
before being
eliminated
in
favour
of the
loyal
Soviet
citizens
eventually
chosen.
Simon Smith
Friday, 28 March 2008
The lie of last Sunday
In the
19th
century
,
T
-
shirts
were the
correct
formal
wear
for
drinking
tea
.
Darren
Tuesday, 10 August 2004
The lie of last Saturday
Nobody
has
ever
successfully
counted
the
Nolan
Sisters
.
Simon Smith
Friday, 28 March 2008
The lie of last Friday
In
1840
,
Ezra
Beale
invented
the
nail
.
Lars J. Honeytoast ([email redacted]
Wednesday, 31 August 2005
The lie of Thursday the 11th of September 2025
The
Swiss
are
twice
as
likely
to
yawn
when
tired
compared
to the
rest
of the
world
.
Peter [email redacted]
[undated]
The lie of Wednesday the 10th of September 2025
All
Greek
diplomats
keep
a
bag
of
live
beetles
with them at all
times
.
Billy Beancurd III Jnr ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 07 June 2006
