The lie of Yesterday
If you
get
burgled
more than
twice
in your
lifetime
, then you'
re
going
to
Hell
Carl
Friday, 01 December 2006
The lie of last Monday
The
sun
always
shines
on the
poor
.
Ronly Bonly Jones
Thursday, 29 May 2008
The lie of last Sunday
In
WWII
the
Ghurkas
were
trained
in the
art
of
origami
from which they could
fashion
rudimentary
weapons
from
toilet
paper
.
Billy Beancurd III Jnr ([email redacted])
Saturday, 01 April 2006
The lie of last Saturday
Emilio
Estevez
,
star
of such
films
as "
Mighty
Ducks
" and "The
English
Patient
", was
born
a
poor
black
Chinese
boy
.
Greg - [email redacted]
Friday, 05 January 2007
The lie of Friday the 31st of October 2025
Shakespeare
died
in his
bathroom
on the
16th
August
1577
from a
suspected
drugs
overdose
.
Count Alfonso Dorado ([email redacted])
Monday, 31 October 2005
The lie of Thursday the 30th of October 2025
Toes
were
invented
by
Steaple
Goblins
Jack Parsnip ([email redacted])
Monday, 09 August 2004