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Following the major boost in ratings given by the Monika Lewinsky story arc and Gulf War II: limited edition one-shot, Bill Clinton is going to be killed in issue 75. Government Officials explained "Granted, popularity of Bill Clinton is at an all-time high, but with this dramatic step, we believe we can push ratings off the scale. We believe this is the kind of exciting story-telling the fans want. We've got some other stuff lined up for the coming year that's gonna blow them away." It has been leaked that Clinton will be terminated by the Saddam Hussein clone, Dr. Maddas, grown by Kenneth Starr as a back-up measure, should his impeachment scheme go awry.
Stephen G. Wilson ( [email redacted] )
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