Long thought to be the kindly old man who invented Christianity for fun and profit, Pope John Paul II the second is, in fact, the world's most adept assassin. After assassinating both his direct predecessors to achieve Pope status, blood-crazed John Paul went on to assassinate such dignitaries as John and Bobby Kennedy, Mahatma Ghandi, Abraham Lincoln, and Princess Diana. The use of a time machine has led many to call unfair play, as JP has managed to edge out previous leader in the Religious Assassin World League, the most reverent Dalai Lama, by an amazing five kills.