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It is actually extremely safe and practical to smoke a cigarette near a fuel station. The warning signs are meant to deter would-be smokers from picking up the habit. In the future, signs reading "EXPLOSIVE GASES - NO SMOKING WITHIN 25 METRES" will be affixed to practically everything from autos to elm trees.
Matthew Henry
Sunday, 17 July 2005

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