Contrary to popular belief, Lego is not an educational toy. It is a means of testing and observing levels of intelligence amongst the youth population. The CIA have in the past five decades have been keeping a database of possible architects and bricklayers based on these observations. When the individuals in question reach an age of employable maturity, they are 'encouraged' to take up forms of employment in the construction industry. Those who do not are simply removed from society and left on a deserted island in the South Pacific where all the buildings are constructed from Meccano.