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Cows that have stood in one part of the pasture for too long have been known to cross pollinate with the grass and flowers, most of the time producing a black and white spotted plant with pink roots that squirt milk, otherwise known as milk thistle.
Chris Kortjohn
Thursday, 23 June 2005

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