Dolby
was
first
invented
as a
safety
device for
experiments
involving
explosive
dogs
. It was
first
used
by
Steven
Hawking
when he
tried
to
re
-
create
the
big
bang
by
filling
an
aircraft
hanger
with
Clumber
Spaniels
which were
simultaneously
detonated
. It
failed
to
prove
the
theories
about the beginnings of the known
Universe
, but
sounded
fantastically
rich
with no
annoying
top
end
hiss
.
Lee Edwards
[undated]