The
Skaggletonian
sect
of
Puritans
of the
seventeenth
century
held
that the
clear
daytime
sky
is not
actually
blue
but
pink
, but that
human
nature
,
utterly
depraved
since
the
Fall
, was
incapable
of
seeing
it
without
special
grace
. It is
now
speculated
that
Myles
Skaggleton
, the
founder
of the
sect
,
suffered
from
conjunctivitis
.
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