In a
mysterious
twist
of
fate
, it has been
discovered
that it is a
physical
impossibility
to
actually
bite
the
hand
that
feeds
you. In
fact
, it'
s
only
possible
to
bite
the
hand
that is
also
attached
to the same
body
as the
hand
that
feeds
you but not the
actual
"
feeding
hand
". This is
due
to a
strange
hormone
naturally
secreted
by "
feeding
hands
"
known
simply
as "
bromoscis
" that
confuses
the
predator
'
s
senses
causing
it to
simply
eat
what'
s
INSIDE
the
hand
.
franbk
Wednesday, 13 April 2005