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The latest fashion accessory to break out on to the streets is a giant toad. These toads (weighing approximately 50 Kilos) are specially engineered to be worn over the head and soulders, giving the owner a sense of security, fashion and a desire to catch flys.
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Friday, 18 February 2005

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