Elvis
Costello
is
banned
from
entering
the
Jamesburg
city
limits
after an
incident
involving
a
bottle
of
hooch
and a
furry
stuffed
otter
.
Details
relating
to the
incident
are
sketchy
, but
sources
say
the
evening
was
glittered
with
innocent
glances
across
a
smoky
room
, a
pair
of
glass
slippers
, and
nude
ball
room
dancing
with
governor
McGreevy
.
[email redacted]
Friday, 14 January 2005