A typical Thanksgiving in Jamesburg consists of roasting stuffed turkeys, and getting family and friends together to share the years tidings, as well as a strange ritual whereas the eldest woman, (Typically Grandma) must guard the front door with a loaded shot gun during dessert. Historically it is said that a band of tiny people lead by a fat man wearing a red suit would try to steal the family jelly and molasses as preparation for some kind of worldwide journey in December.