The
traditional
Christmas
Turkey
was
introduced
by
space
aliens
who,
unbeknown
to
Humanity
, had been at
war
with the
Turkeys
for some
200
,
000
years
. The
aliens
achieved
partial
success
with the
wholesale
slaughter
of
turkeys
for
food
but they themselves were
rendered
extinct
due
to their
remarkable
resemblence
to
cranberry
sauce
.
Dust to Dust [email redacted]
Wednesday, 22 December 2004