The
Holy
Grail
,
claimed
to be the
cup
from which
Christ
drank
at the
last
supper
and
claimed
to
hold
the
secret
of
eternal
life
has been found in a
pub
in
Grimethorpe
,
Yorks
. The
sacred
relic
was being
used
as a
beer
tankard
by
Ned
Hucklebottom
,
827
.
Although
various
museums
have
bid
for the
item
,
barman
Terry
Battersby
refuses
to
allow
the
cup
or its
owner
off the
premises
until
Hucklebottom
settles
his
800
year
-long
tab
.
Lord Llama Cheese
Wednesday, 15 December 2004