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The Holy Grail, claimed to be the cup from which Christ drank at the last supper and claimed to hold the secret of eternal life has been found in a pub in Grimethorpe, Yorks. The sacred relic was being used as a beer tankard by Ned Hucklebottom, 827. Although various museums have bid for the item, barman Terry Battersby refuses to allow the cup or its owner off the premises until Hucklebottom settles his 800 year-long tab.
Lord Llama Cheese
Wednesday, 15 December 2004

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