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Scientists have recently discovered that nougat (a substance that does not occur naturally on Earth and must be manufactured) is actually the most abundant material in the entire universe. One member of the three-person team, "The Three Musketeers", who made the discovery even Snickered, "It seems the only place we can't find nougat is Mars! But the rest of the Milky Way is full of it."
Brian Scholer
Friday, 10 December 2004

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