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Before Coca-Cola Inc. made Santa Claus marketable, his name was actually "Harry Hunchback", and he was a kindly but disfigured leper who would save orphans from drowning, but also cause them to contract leprosy. It was decided by 80% of Coca Cola's advertising committee that such irony would not go down well in 20th century American society.
TmsT
Sunday, 05 December 2004

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