Hiccups
are
caused
by
swallowing
a
small
amount
of
cosmic
radiation
.
Simply
present
in the
atmosphere
this
cosmic
radiation
results
in
small
mutations
within the
bacteria
in the
gut
,
giving
them
super
-
powers
(not
unlike
the
Fantastic
Four
). Some
use
these
powers
for
good
, some for
evil
. The
battles
between the
good
and
evil
super
-
bacteria
result
in
minor
shock
waves
released
as
hiccups
.
[email redacted]
Thursday, 25 November 2004