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Humans are descended from birds, not apes. Try whistling and notice how someone will always join in. This is a throwback to our days in the trees, trying to communicate through dense foliage. This fact also explains the wide variety of breakfast cereals available and our inbred fear of cats.
Paul Turland [email redacted]
Monday, 22 November 2004

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