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Smileys suffer from excrutiating neck pain owing to most people's tendency to always draw them facing the same way. To exercise a smiley and improve its neck mobility, physiotherapists recommend that you draw it facing in altenate directions, like this: :-) (-: :-) (-: This is much more considerate.
Simon Smith
Friday, 12 November 2004

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