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Elephants are said to be scared of mice because mice are so small that they can crawl up elephants' trunks. This, of course, is rubbish. The real reason is that mice have a far better understanding of the rules of chess.
Charlton Heston ([email redacted])
Saturday, 06 November 2004

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