Elephants
are
said
to be
scared
of
mice
because
mice
are so
small
that they
can
crawl
up
elephants
'
trunks
. This, of
course
, is
rubbish
. The
real
reason
is that
mice
have a
far
better
understanding
of the
rules
of
chess
.
Charlton Heston ([email redacted])
Saturday, 06 November 2004