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The State of California has developed a revolutionary defence against earthquakes: cow manure. Scientists have proved the manure has a tensile strengh greater than titanium and has sticking properties greater than the strongest super-glue. The intention is to pour vast quatities into the San Andrea fault and permanently delay "The Big one"
Dust to Dust [email redacted]
Tuesday, 26 October 2004

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