To
celebrate
the
200th
aniversary
of the
battle
of
Trafalagar
next
year
, the
local
town
council
of
Barbate
de
Franco
is to
set
fire
to
ships
containing
400
Spanish
&
French
homosexuals
in a
simulated
naval
battle
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Sunday, 24 October 2004