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On rare occasions a pact with Satan results in unintended benefits to the common good. For instance, a single Flemmish brewmeister has been forced to run the Stella Artois brewery nonstop since 1366. While this has certainly been an effective form of torture, it has also produced a beer with exceptional clarity and batch-to-batch consistancy.
David Glicksman
Sunday, 24 October 2004

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