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Harry Truman's initial objective was to disband the Amish Mafia. After failing miserably, he quickly changed his focus to easier tasks, such as tying his shoes, and even tying other people's shoes. By 1952 he could tie two shoes at once, with his eyes closed. The American people remember Harry Truman as one of the greatest US Presidents of all time.
Neil Cicierega
Sunday, 24 October 2004

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