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When he was a young man, James Garfield was said to desire nothing more than a full head of hair and an unlimited supply of ox blood. This explains his support of the 409th Amendment, which states that the current President shall be allowed a full head of hair and an unlimited supply of ox blood.
Neil Cicierega
Sunday, 24 October 2004

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