The
letter
"
u
" that is
present
in the
English
spellings
of such
words
as
honour
,
colour
, and
labour
but not in their
equivalent
American
spellings
has been
harvested
by
American
linguists
since
the
1870s
. All of the
u
'
s
collected
up to this
point
have been
put
together
to
form
one
long
word
,
consisting
only of the
letter
u
(with
one
extra
letter
"
r
" that no
one
knows
the
origin
of). That
word
, which is
currently
309
letters
long
and
rhymes
with
harpsichord
, is
defined
as "
pork
salt
salad
with
bits
of
banana
and
cedar
."
Giuseppe Giuseppe ([email redacted])
[undated]