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Most margarine is made of hydrogenated vegetable oil. The verb "to hydrogenate" literally means "to force into slavery for a year and a day". Hence the use by date on packets of margarine: the margarine must be eaten while it is still enslaved, for to eat margarine that has regained its freedom would amount to murder.
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