Daves's Web of Lies Lie of the Day A Week of Lies Database of Lies Celebrity Liar Guest Liar Submit a Lie

------------

If you eat cream, strawberry sauce and sausage skin at the same time, it will re-emerge as striped toothpaste.
Max Ander <[email redacted]>
Thursday, 07 October 2004

------------

--(c)1994...2025--