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In their never-ending quest for the utmost possible verisimilitude, the Spanish Inquisition Reenactment Society of Pratt's Bottom, Kent, really do torture people to death, and they are always desperately in need of extra cushions.
Simon Smith
Sunday, 03 October 2004

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