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The rapid ice melt being experienced in the Artic Circle has produced a peculiar meteorological phenomenon. Very narrow jets of cold air are expelled from the receding ice cap and head due south at very high speeds. The jets are not powerful enough to create any noticeable damage to people, trees or buildings but they can take smaller items of clothing from washing lines. Last year alone, 250 tonnes of underpants went missing in Iceland.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 29 September 2004

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