The
rapid
ice
melt
being
experienced
in the
Artic
Circle
has
produced
a
peculiar
meteorological
phenomenon
. Very
narrow
jets
of
cold
air
are
expelled
from the
receding
ice
cap
and
head
due
south
at very
high
speeds
. The
jets
are not
powerful
enough
to
create
any
noticeable
damage
to
people
,
trees
or
buildings
but they
can
take
smaller
items
of
clothing
from
washing
lines
.
Last
year
alone
,
250
tonnes
of
underpants
went
missing
in
Iceland
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 29 September 2004