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Gatwick airport was created by a group of Romany workers who went mad whilst laying tarmac at a house in the village of Hookwood. They finished the driveway and just carried on, ending up covering 1687 acres of West Sussex farmland before they were stopped by a team of specially trained geese.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Monday, 27 September 2004

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