Gatwick
airport
was
created
by a
group
of
Romany
workers
who
went
mad
whilst
laying
tarmac
at a
house
in the
village
of
Hookwood
. They
finished
the
driveway
and
just
carried
on,
ending
up
covering
1687
acres
of
West
Sussex
farmland
before they were
stopped
by a
team
of
specially
trained
geese
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Monday, 27 September 2004