After his
death
, it was
found
that
Bob
Hope's
large
and
small
intestines
had
kept
him
alive
for
almost
a
decade
. When his
internal
organs
began
to
pack
up, his
colon
took
on the
duties
of
liver
and
kidneys
, his
ileum
those of the
pancreas
and
heart
whilst
the
duodenum
took
over most of his
higher
brain
functions
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Friday, 24 September 2004