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After his death, it was found that Bob Hope's large and small intestines had kept him alive for almost a decade. When his internal organs began to pack up, his colon took on the duties of liver and kidneys, his ileum those of the pancreas and heart whilst the duodenum took over most of his higher brain functions.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Friday, 24 September 2004

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