The
original
concept
for the
popular
TV
show "
Knight
Rider
"
involved
a
helicopter
powered
by a
nuclear
pangolin
. Each
episode
was
written
in such a
way
as to
bring
the
viewer
a
little
closer
to the
torment
of having
one
's
tongue
anchored
internally
to the
hip
bones
, such as
pangolins
do.
Unfortunately
, after the
original
concept
was
developed
, the
writer
was
involved
in a
sailing
mishap
which
caused
his
fingertips
to
spontaneously
combust
, and the
series
was
rewritten
by a
colleague
.
T.B. Falsenam <[email redacted]>
Wednesday, 22 September 2004