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Due to advancements in the Ziv / Lempel data compression algorithms, Kraft has finally been able to produce Sweetened Compressed Milk. As well as having a 7:3 better compression ratio than Sweetened Condensed Milk, this new product also makes an excellent suspension fluid to store Flux Capacitors.
D Tarrant [email redacted]
Monday, 20 September 2004

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