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On 3rd August, 2002, all management personnel in all businesses across the world observed a 10 minute silence for the loss of chaos in the workplace and the global introduction of common sense. Some news agencies reported spontaneous combustion of managers, who simply couldn't cope with the notion that they would have to work efficiently from then on.
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Tuesday, 24 August 2004

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