The
Spanish
language
has no
word
for "
doctor
." In
referring
to a
medical
practitioner
,
Spaniards
instead
use
a
word
which
literally
translates
as "
master
of
lettuce
,"
alluding
to
medieval
times
when
surgery
was
practised
by
gardeners
with
large
trowels
.
Darren
Tuesday, 10 August 2004