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Dolly the sheep had some hidden talents that were kept from the public. For example, she could eat with chopsticks. Unfortunately, anti-genetic engineering activists got wind of this & substituted Dolly's chopsticks with knitting needles. The next morning, the research scientists found just one large sock in her enclosure.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 10 August 2004

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