The premium
prices
paid
for
single
malt
whiskies
are down to the
lengthy
process
of
calming
down the
grain
alcohol
from its
wild
state
, which is
far
too
volatile
to
bottle
,
store
or
drink
, to its
placid
state
, which
can
be
handled
without
too
much
concern
.
Part
of this
process
involves
a
Catholic
priest
overseeing
the
ritual
slaughter
of a herd of
wildebeest
whilst
playing
Dylan
'
s
"
Blowing
in the
Wind
" on an
ocarina
.
Charlton Heston ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 27 July 2004