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The premium prices paid for single malt whiskies are down to the lengthy process of calming down the grain alcohol from its wild state, which is far too volatile to bottle, store or drink, to its placid state, which can be handled without too much concern. Part of this process involves a Catholic priest overseeing the ritual slaughter of a herd of wildebeest whilst playing Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind" on an ocarina.
Charlton Heston ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 27 July 2004

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