Anyone
who
appears
on
television
must
first
be
hynotised
to
ensure
that, in the
event
of
extreme
agitation
, they
produce
high
pitched
beeping
noises
rather
than
swearing
as
normal
.
Unfortunately
this
can
be
permanent
, and
victims
frequently
find
subsequent
employment
as a
warning
siren
for
reversing
vehicles
.
Stu Becker ([email redacted])
Friday, 23 July 2004