The "
chanteuse
"
Celine
Dion
is in
actual
fact
an
alien
from
beyond
the galactic
rim
,
acting
as a
forward
agent
for an
impending
invasion
force
. She is here to
soften
the
weak
-
willed
with
putrid
,
soul
-
destroying
mediocre
ballads
sung
in a
tone
designed
to
cause
as
much
damage
to the
thought
&
reasoning
areas
of the
brain
.
Listening
to as
much
as
two
singles
and a
couple
of
fillers
on an
album
can
cause
confusion
and a
lack
of
desire
to
live
, for a
week
or more.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 21 July 2004