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The "chanteuse" Celine Dion is in actual fact an alien from beyond the galactic rim, acting as a forward agent for an impending invasion force. She is here to soften the weak-willed with putrid, soul-destroying mediocre ballads sung in a tone designed to cause as much damage to the thought & reasoning areas of the brain. Listening to as much as two singles and a couple of fillers on an album can cause confusion and a lack of desire to live, for a week or more.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 21 July 2004

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