Whilst
chewing
on a
stick
of
biltong
on the
London
Underground
between
White
City
and
Holland
Park
,
voodoo
priest
Joshua
Celeste
(
45
) had the
revelation
that the
chicken
blood
used
in his
religious
ceremonies
could be
replaced
by
red
wine
or
Ribena
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Monday, 05 July 2004