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Under new EU guidelines, it is mandatory to carry a jar of ants or a box of wasps when embarking on a picnic, and release them no further than 40 metres from the rug. Of course, under existing animal transport regulations, the ant/wasp carrier must have the appropriate licence signed by both His Holiness the Pope and Bob Carolgees' postman.
Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch
Friday, 18 June 2004

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