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The bow tie was originally designed to be a multi-function personal helicopter/ninja weapon. However, after thirty-two decapitations the testers union went out on strike and manufacturers were forced to swap the tungsten-carbide blades for brightly coloured silk.
Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch
Friday, 18 June 2004

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