Sir
Godfrey
Hawser
, the
world
famous
abstract
topiarist
,
finally
sucumbed
to the
mania
that had
stalked
him for his
entire
life
,
whilst
shaping
a
box
hedge
to
represent
the
fear
of a
vengeful
God
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Thursday, 17 June 2004