Gondoliers
in
Venice
have an
average
life
expectancy
of
just
six
months
.
24
% of
deaths
are
caused
by
low
-
bridge
-
forehead
impacts
,
5
%
drowning
and the
rest
caused
by
attacks
by the
ferocious
Venetian
crocodiles
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Friday, 11 June 2004