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Due to planetary oscillations, black holes, radiation and other spacial interference, the only terrestrial radio signals ever to have escaped our solar system transmitted the first series of George & Mildred. When the Alien ambassador arrived and presented Jimmy Carter with gifts of a leopard-skin print coat and a fake pearl necklace, the cultural gaffe caused so much embarassment that they upped and went and have never returned.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Thursday, 10 June 2004

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