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Frankie Dettori was born 6 ft. 2 ins. tall (24 metres.) He was so desperate to become a jockey that he volunteered to be shrunk to his current 2 ft. 9 ins. (0.2549 metres) by the mad scientist Magnus Pyke.
Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch
Friday, 21 May 2004

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