Only
15
% of
British
rivers
are on the
surface
, the
rest
flow
away
beneath
our very
feet
.
Parts
of
Lancashire
only
remain
afloat
due
to the
sterling
effort
of
moles
who
channel
water
away
into
large
holes
dug
by
badgers
and
otters
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Thursday, 20 May 2004