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Only 15% of British rivers are on the surface, the rest flow away beneath our very feet. Parts of Lancashire only remain afloat due to the sterling effort of moles who channel water away into large holes dug by badgers and otters.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Thursday, 20 May 2004

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