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There is no written record of anything happening anywhere in Australia during the week of October 4-10 in 1923. Nuclear physicists at Dover Community College in Dover, Delaware have determined that the apparent loss of an entire continent for that period of time was caused by a slight blip in the space-time continuum that literally erased Australia from the face of the earth. American President Calvin Coolidge expressed his great sorrow at Australia's return in a poignant speech delivered on the White House steps, saying, "I thought those (damn Aussies) were gone for good this time. I really thought they were gone for good."
Andrea Gulino ([email redacted])
Monday, 17 May 2004

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