There is no
written
record
of
anything
happening
anywhere
in
Australia
during the
week
of
October
4
-
10
in
1923
.
Nuclear
physicists
at
Dover
Community
College
in
Dover
,
Delaware
have
determined
that the
apparent
loss
of an
entire
continent
for that
period
of
time
was
caused
by a
slight
blip
in the
space
-
time
continuum
that
literally
erased
Australia
from the
face
of the
earth
.
American
President
Calvin
Coolidge
expressed
his
great
sorrow
at
Australia
'
s
return
in a
poignant
speech
delivered
on the
White
House
steps
,
saying
, "I
thought
those (
damn
Aussies
) were
gone
for
good
this
time
. I
really
thought
they were
gone
for
good
."
Andrea Gulino ([email redacted])
Monday, 17 May 2004